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School of Hard Knocks

What uneducated, dropout, depressed, (usually American) people who most often have a criminal record put as their education on social media because it’s less embarrassing than saying they couldn’t do something as simplistic as passing basic high school requirements.
Employment: Baller at Smokin Dope

Education: Studied thuggin at School of Hard Knocks
by anonymous July 21, 2023
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school of hard knocks

Obviously where you are classically trained in rock!!!According to our masters, Tenacious D (Rock your Socks):
"That is Bach and it rocks
It's a rock block of Bach
That he learned in the school
Called the school of hard knocks!"
by Zeromus June 20, 2005
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Hard Slav Bass

the best music of all time, dont agree than ill finna beat yo ass
Hard slav bass CYKA BLAYT
by the slavic russian boi March 27, 2019
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happy harry hard on

When someone takes a shit on someone's chest, in the shape of a smiley face, while sporting a raging boner.
Tonight I'm gonna introduce your sister to Happy Harry Hard On.
by Elvis Cotner March 19, 2014
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hard knock life

Dr. Evils rap song from the movie 'Goldmember'.
Repeated throughout song in background:
"It's a hard knock life for us.
It's a hard knock life for us.
'Steada treated, we get tricked.
'Steada kisses, we get kicked.
It's a hard knock life."

The Rap:
"I didn't know how to be, no crib on MTV. God only knows. Got my mini-me in the GP, see how it goes. Evil's all that I see, you ask me my name?
D to the Rizzo, E to the Vizzo, I to the Lizzo. I'm a crazy Mother******,
y'all knew that. Austin caught me in the first act, it's all backwards, what's with that? So I'll make a prophesy from the dogs to the mini-me.
Gimme an escalay to two-way bling-bling on eBay. Domino, M***********.
Yeah. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Uh-huh. It's for all my homies in Brouge. Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh. Ah, crystal, mymoto, a couple 'o bee-hotches, why not?
I gotta bust-a-move, drop-in bust-a-groove, feelin' fine.
Got an evil crew, Goldmember too, lick my nine. 'Till the I'll *** on my ********* brains out ***** I'll call and spooge in your ****. That's all, foshizzlemynizzle, y'all.
by person yo-yo March 6, 2005
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Brazilian hard hat

When you fuck a partner anally and pull out with crap on the tip of your penis and let it dry.
Dude I need a chisel to get this Brazilian hard hat off.
by captain hard hat November 23, 2010
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