Gang-Fingered

When you are visiting your friends house, watching the movie “Heat”, and allow 8+ men to blast the inner walls of your vagina with there fingers.

Hey bro! I can’t believe that girl was Gang-Fingered at that teachers house!

by Gang-Fingerer June 14, 2018

Taintch Fingers

The cheesy, poo smell that sticks to your entire hand for far too long after taking care of a Taintch.

Puh lease wash those Taintch Fingers.

I purposefully shook my exes hand with my Taintch Fingers.

by Sir Shartsalot July 2, 2014

Finger jacking

Finger jacking is when you vigorously finger a women's vagina.

Robert was finger jacking David's girlfriend's pussy and she loved it

by Richard mor December 10, 2015

Fingers The Monkey

Fingers the Monkey was the first successful test held by the Dominican Republic to weaponize Monkeys. They added LSD and Heroine to the mother's bloodstream during the last few days before birth. thus Giving the baby monkey extremely chaotic behaviour, they then taught it through a reward system to attack all hands it saw, it was taught to jump onto the back of the hand, pry off the fingernails and then jam them into the backs of the targets knucklebones, the monkey would then eat off the fingers, leaving a thumb and fingernail covered hands. Thus giving him the name 'Fingers The Monkey'. After a containment breach in which Fingers escaped into the whiled after taking the fingers of five guards, he has not been located. and newspaper headlines would suggest he is now running around central ad northern America, taking the fingers of whoever he comes in contact with.

Jim: Hey man, look at this cool monkey on my hand."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."

by Sidney Stevens June 20, 2021

Seal Finger

The act of surprising your sexual partner with a finger up the bum causing them to let out a guttural yell resembling that of an angry seal.

I took Stacy to Sea World, I got so horny I had to give her the seal finger right there in the Wild Arctic exhibit.

by Jizzy Pearl January 29, 2023

ash fingers

A condition when after smoking cigarettes or cigars, your fingers smell like burnt cigarettes.

Adrien: "Hey Kelly, wanna go out for a smoke break?"
Kelly: "Nah, I don't want to have ash fingers."

by 2K4Days July 2, 2016

Salsa Fingers

When you finger a girl while she is on her period and you get her period blood on your fingers.

Scarlet: I know I'm on my period but I want you to finger me.
Theo: No can do, I don't want no salsa fingers!

by em0fish March 26, 2023