Deep Fried Twinkie

When a woman forgets to take her tampon out so it's in there for 2 months.
Usually found while eating her out. You then pull it out, throw it and carry on.

Spanky: oh my god you really banged Leah? Dude, that things a wizard sleeve.

Casey: Man, it gets worse. Leah had a deep fried twinkie!

Spank: No fucking way!

by Poondawg9 June 7, 2018

Deep Shit Nine

1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.

2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.

Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.

Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.

Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.

Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.

Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?

by Jack Jazz 1 June 9, 2018

balls deep

when you go so far your gotta squeeze your scrotal package in too

“damn bro i was balls deep in her (or him) last night”
“holy shit man! did they fit?”

by anonymous August 15, 2022

balls deep

when you go so far in you gotta squeeze your scrotal package in too

“bro i was balls deep in her (or him) last night”
“wow! did they fit?”

by anonymous August 15, 2022

Deep Purple

A band that made a song called smokey watery UwU and also fireball because yes I like it sort of you should listen

Did you know deep purple wrote smoke on the watere

by Ak47_22/09/22 August 20, 2022

Deep fried hot dog

When you enjoy getting shit DICKED.

“Yeah i could go for a deep fried hot dog right about now”

by shittdickpromo August 21, 2022

gooch deep

so deep that the balls are in too

“wait did you go gooch deep dude!”

“yea both the balls were in”

by tainttoot November 5, 2022