Daniel

small dicked bitch, he belongs in a zoo of how fucking retarded he is.

look it’s Daniel, he’s a bitch

Daniel by FridgeDog June 30, 2020

Daniel Tosh 

An obnoxious, skinny comedian who somehow sucked and clucked his way into getting his own show that makes fun of clips of annoying idiots that post their shame via the interwebz.

Looks like his mom dresses him and still manages to have a cocky attitude

"I bet Daniel Tosh masturbates angrily to retarded midget shizer porn and the Golden Girls"

Daniel Tosh by ToshedSalad March 10, 2010

damn daniel 

the worst thing you can ever say to anyone ever.
If you use this you're probaly an awful human.

Random dude: Howdy partner, how you doing?
You: Damn daniel!
Random dude: This is the devils work!

damn daniel by Sjommisslayer15 March 27, 2016

jack daniels

Prime Tennessee sipper. Has a golden brown color, and the apparent consistency of water. Tastes like shit, but gets the job done.

I went over to my buddy's house, and then his parents left, and then we shot at cans with a BB gun, and then we put the gun away, and then we split a handle of jack daniels, and we sat in his basement for like two hours watching X-Files, or some shit like that, but I don't remember the episode, because I was drunk. Good times.

jack daniels by underage drinker October 2, 2005

danielle 

she is a loud crazy girl that is sociable and at times can be a liar but she is most likely a blonde or brunette with either poop brown eyes or amazing green eyes she has a heart for animals and loves attention. For her body she will be noticed mostly for her facial features and her booty.

Danielle had my back when my boyfriend broke up with me.

danielle by logan mcflaratty November 30, 2011

daniel tosh 

A skinhead looking buttmunch that strives off of climaxing in public. He thinks he is much funnier than he actually is, and needs to get off of T.V. before i put my dick in a blender. He has a job that requires him to do nothing but let other people find videos for him and read from a teleprompter. also the reason i drink.

"hey dude did you hear what happened to taylor?"
"no"
"he turned on the Tosh.0 by mistake and magic-bulleted his man meat."
"damn that daniel tosh"

daniel tosh by Taint Gobbler February 13, 2010

Daniel James Reeves 

a mother fucking cock sucking piece of shit. a goofy ass fuck. loves sucking the cock and getting some dick.

That person is such a Daniel James Reeves

Daniel James Reeves by adrian ronald petersons March 28, 2009