The Challenge to God

Then accept the challenge. Under the full weight of my accomplishment and in the absence of my incredulity, come and face me coward. No obfuscating the meaning of words. No withholding information. The "Truth" vs The Truth. Fully contextualized by the truth.

Hym "Then accept the challenge to God, coward. You and your coward God are a blight on the face of the earth and you fled and wept like a child because you didn't have gall to face me and then YOU CALLED IT THE OPPOSITE! You called it THE OPPOSITE! The said you were courageous for running and crying and hiding and lying. And you shielded the people leading a stalking a harassment campaign against me, chose to actively participate in it, and then enlist politicians to continue to allow it. You're an embarrassment. Shame unto your God! Pathetic."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

Dylan Challenge

The practice of trying to only be awake for four hours a day as well as monthly fat girl visits. Please perform at your own risk

I think me and my buddies are going to try the Dylan challenge!

by NotAdamBates July 13, 2024

Domestically Challenged

Inability or reluctancy to do common household chores, such as cleaning and cooking.

I am domestically challenged because I hate doing the dishes.

by Wendolyn July 15, 2024

cheefer challenge

A challenge for only the strongest of stoners. Gather 4-6 people and buy the cheapest cart you can find, and pick a movie. Pass the brand new cart around the group and take turns taking blinkers. The goal is to empty the cart before the movie ends or before the entire group enters a weed coma.

Guy 1: Hey dude, you want to do a cheefer challenge this weekend? You can pick the movie.

Guy 2: No way dude, I got absolutely obliterated last time.

by Zelefant July 23, 2024

Molecularly Challenged Cabbage

Having or possessing properties similarly to those of a molecularly challenged cabbage, such as low or nonexistent IQ, a particular stink or smell, or a tendency to act as though one is a molecularly challenged cabbage. This word is commonly used as an insult, or to confuse people without an inkling to what it could mean.

Have you interacted with Brody yet today? He smells similarly to a molecularly challenged cabbage.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.

by Generic Villain October 22, 2023

Fentynally challenged

A person who is addicted to the drug fentynal and is in a constant drugged out haze. Often seen nodding out and doing stupid things that often result in catastrophic disaster.

That girl is so fentynally challenged she nodded out while smoking and burned the whole house down.

That guy was so fentynally challenged he can't find his stash and keeps nodding out and falling into everything!

by Redlightsquirrel October 28, 2023

Alphabet Challenge

A challenge in which a guy, gal, or non-binary pal has sex with 26 people, each of whom has a name that starts with a different letter of the alphabet.

When you find out she's been doing the alphabet challenge for the last week and a half but she didn't know she was supposed to clean in-between.

I'm having a hard time finding anyone with a Y name in my small town! I might have to travel to the big city to finish the alphabet challenge!

by anonymous January 8, 2024