Cake Taker

A supremely ugly person.

Whoa! She's a cake taker! I've seen some ugly women in my time but she takes the cake!

by derty_sanchez August 12, 2010

Cake Licking

Cake licking can be used in different ways. One could be using an assload of cum and mixing it with the necessary cake ingrediants to make it. But the filling and icing should be cum. You would then, during sex, smash it in her face and demand her to lick it off her fingers or have a third person or you lick it off for her.

"Man, that bitch sucked my dick so hard, she was awarded with some cake licking!"
"Yeah, man, sounds kinky as shit. I'll do that the next time I have sex. Fucking cake licking!"

by Spencer Stuart July 6, 2015

sexual cake

A cake made from all past ejaculations and shaping it into a cake to give to your significant other on a special occasion

"Yo Ive been saving all of my semen for the past 6 months. I'm gonna make a sexual cake for Katie this Valentine's Day."

by Milkwater February 4, 2015

Granolla cake

A womans vagina, or a mans who got a sex change.

Ian: "Hey Tyra, I'll eat your granolla cake."
Tyra: LOL WOAH

by TyraIan April 17, 2007

Booty Cakes

Another way of saying dingle berry.

You need to wipe your ass more! I can smell and hear your booty cakes!

by GhostHunter September 21, 2005

fart cake

someone who is cute, but farts a lot

my dog

by Holly October 4, 2003

Noob cake

You suck at everything

Ben brookman is a noob cake because he sucks

by noobykins April 1, 2009