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Brandon

Cool guy to hang around, but you don't see him much. One of his qualities is being exceptionally bald.
Is it just me, or does Brandon kinda look like Goku?
by un813 August 5, 2021
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brandon and chantel

A really cute couple they might not text alot but they love each other to bits and pieces!๐Ÿ˜™ if your not a branon and chantel the go ne like me and him!๐Ÿ˜‚
Girl1: Hey, look at that cute couple!
Girl2: oh that's Brandon and chantel!
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Brandon

Brandon (noun) is a medical term that describes severe bloody stool constipation terminating at the entrance of the rectum. Nursing care involves disimpaction using one's fist and using portable suction to break apart the stool.

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Sorry hunny, I can't do anal tonight. My Brandon just isn't getting any bette
by Destroyer_M November 23, 2021
mugGet the Brandonmug.

brandon

the anal guy

brandon LOVES anal and makes all the gals happy with his giant dick
i really wish my boyfriend was like brandon
by edwardo the tickler May 30, 2023
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Brandon

A slur aimed towards unwanted, persistent suitors. Especially ones who display stalker-like and clingy behavior.
"Ugh, he's being SUCH a Brandon. He called me 3 times last night."
by Ninanina01 September 16, 2021
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Brandon Rancourt

by Fuckyi October 1, 2015
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Brandon Gaugh

Don't trust him! Fat, midget size ,small dick. Hangs out on dating and hook up sites while in a relationship! Stalker! Cheap! User! Sneaky! Big lier! Likes to take big long huge shits!
Look there is Brandon Gaugh taking a big shit while hanging out on hook up sites!
by Got the word December 23, 2017
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