Sheffield bidet

The act of washing one’s arse in a puddle after taking a shit outside.

Ashley did a Sheffield bidet after shitting in a car park.

by Mrs Miggins September 10, 2024

Joe Biden

The best president in U.S. history

Dude, i'm being sarcastic. Joe Biden was a terrible president. His administration's decisions lead to inflation, a border crisis, the Israel-Hamas war, and now Iran's attack on Israel.

by Eushshtb October 1, 2024

Hunter Biden

The act of waiting for your brother to die so you can bang his wife while high on crack.

' He waited for his own brother to die so he can corndog his wife! '

' Such a Hunter Biden lmao '

by Masihiun November 9, 2024

Trail Bidet

When you shit on the trail and your buddy squirts beer up your ass to clean in up.

I had no toilet paper on the trail and had to dump so buddy gave me a trail bidet.

by skidooboyspoopin December 17, 2024

Joe Biden

to put it simply: a senior citizen. Joe Biden deserves pity, not hate. he is a sad old man with dementia, he cannot perform simple everyday tasks like speaking or walking up a flight of stairs, frankly he should just be put in a nursing home.

It is so weird to think that an old man like Joe Biden ran our country.

by adnklt January 19, 2025

Dirty Bidet

When your taking a dump and a turd splashes dirty poo water up into your butthole.

Dude, I was just in the bathroom taking a number 2 and got myself with a dirty bidet.

by 419zay January 22, 2026

Full Biden

1. Complete mental decline
2. A mental decline, especially when actively concealed from others

Q: Did you hear about celebrity X?
A: Yeah, it’s.sad. He’s gone full Biden and they are going full Biden to cover it up.

by Pelosi N February 18, 2025