Bird Smoked

Getting your bird smoked is the action of a girl performing oral sex on a man.

Yeah dude, get your bird smoked!!!

That girl could smoke a mean bird.

by shockersoftly March 1, 2010

trash bird

A sexual act where a male ejaculates over the edge of a balcony onto an unsuspecting person below. Usually done in urban areas so as the recipients blame pidgeons or seagulls.

I got drunk and dropped a trash bird over the hotel pool.

by Mendletonian February 16, 2017

Bird Law

To claim that something is bird law is to acknowledge that a subject or predicament has unwritten rules that should be followed, usually pertaining to women.

Bill-Hey dude that chick was totally feeling you at the club...

Tod-Yeah but its bird law i have a girlfriend...

Bill- Can i have her number then?

Tod- Why?

Bill- Bird law dude...bird law

by Theseeker3000 December 5, 2009

T-Bird

A truly foul and unintelligent human being, Bill (T-Bird) was single handedly responsible for the downfall of 3DFiles with his ceaseless whining, flaming, and spam. Incapable of higher order thinking, T-Bird resorts to personal attacks and culminates his tantrums with 'goodbye' posts where he claimes martyrdom and espouses his intention to leave...which he never does.

Also goes by the SCALE at Tech-PC.

T-Bird is a turd burgler.

by Tim March 9, 2004

Bird Bath

When you shove your knee into a woman's vagina and no less then 3 people pee into her anus.

Wow Your mom sure loves bird baths.

by sevin7352 March 12, 2010

Bird Gang

A gang in Brampton ontario

yooo its bird gang there the baddest in b town

by gurman April 11, 2006

put a bird on it

Used to express your displeasure with a person or situation. Derived from "flipping the bird" and the IFC show Portlandia's put a bird on it skit.

That memo?!? You can put a bird on it.

by Tuckerblue August 2, 2011