Universal 

The OGs of American Film, the ones to release such great names like Dracula, Psycho, Intimidation of Life, Jaws, Jurassic Park, The Incredible Hulk, The Invisible Man, Freaky, The 355 and so much more, originally lead by Carl Laemmle, colead by Mark Dintenfass, along Pat Powers, David Horsley, William Swanson, Adam Kessler, Jules Brulatour, Charles Bauman and Robert H Cochrane.

The Father Carl had to sell the company during the Great Depression, but it is still being guided in good hands.

Universal is the OG of film in America. And now they have made such a big name for themselves. Even though Father Carl sold it during the Great Depression, it has been running so long, making so many great films. And yeah, Illumination is bad, I'm aware, but there is more to Universal than that, and they still release great original films to this day. Not only the Original Gangster, But In My Heart, They Are ONLY GANGSTERS, TRUE TO THE WORD!

Universal by The DylINator October 25, 2020

Cupcake University 

When you completely own or destroy somebody in any circumstance. The form of own-age can range from anything from answering a question before a completely random individual to killing an opponent in the heat of battle. But to do it in an ultramodern, advanced, or ahead of its time fashion. This is an idea, belief or belief system, or pattern of behavior that spreads throughout a culture either vertically by cultural inheritance (as by parents to children) or horizontally by cultural acquisition (as by peers, information media, and entertainment media) Usually done in a manner leaving the (owned) confused in their defeat.

Opposed to old school, meaning to school in a new way.

She took him to cupcake university!

Cupcake University by yellowbronco September 24, 2011

Harvard University 

A school that was once prestigious but is now burdened with scandals and intense competition from regional as well as international universities. For example, Northeastern University has co-op and its students are now infiltrating investment banking, research, public accounting, and consulting.

While the school has money and is well known, its downfall is coming.

Man I love Harvard University and my degree is great, but not as useful and powerful as the kid from Northeastern University or Tufts University.

Harvard University by UniversityMan November 11, 2019

lasalle university 

lasalle university is a pretty good school in a shitty neighborhood in philadelphia, pa. it’s very mixed with all types of classes, races, genders, you name it. the basketball team is really good and the dining halls are literally never open. the frat parties are not that fun, they’re just excuses to get drunk and do something on a weekend night. and females get roofied too often. also it’s not uncommon to get robbed on campus or to hear gunshots bussing a few blocks away, so don’t be stupid and walk around by yourself at night.

I go to lasalle university.

lasalle university by Suburbs_Savage December 29, 2019

Glasgow University 

A University which Glaswegians are too dumb to get into. It is often full of Tory lads that eat kettle crisps and listen to dreadful music such as Sam Fender and the Coldplay and believe they are interesting but really everyone thinks you’re a dick

Marcus: I go to the Glasgow University

Ian: OK Tory!

Glasgow University by Allan Barnes December 28, 2020

Facebook University 

An institution of higher misinformation that has gained a great number of students at the onset of COVID-19 in March 2020.

Graduates of this prestigious institution of misinformation always claim to have multiple degrees demonstrating their commitment towards above average standards of research. Prominent educators at this institution include but are not limited to Tucker Carlson, Laura Inghram and Ben Shapiro.

Graduates of FU are known to make regular appearances at supermarkets, School Boards, Insurrections, and mask protests.

Fuck your feeling and your safety. Covid is a hoax, I know because I've done my research at Facebook University.

Facebook University by G6rider October 30, 2021

Free public university movement 

A movement among college students who are outraged by the high cost of a college education and are trying to make the us switch over to a system where all universities are run by the government and anyone who wants to can go to one free.

I an for the free public university movement.

Free public university movement by Deep blue 2012 April 12, 2010