bullers wood

a school full of snakes, slags and neeks

at least 2 teachers have been caught for paedophilia in the last year and didn’t even have enough money to afford a cleaner

they had a protest and think they’re the shit but have yet to realise no one gives a fuckkkk

in conclusion don’t send your child to bullers

i wen tho bullers wood and ended up having 80+ ex’s by year 9

by UrMum.com October 24, 2020

Winter wood

Yeh superhuman ability to get an erection while standing in cold weather.

Dude, it was 5 degrees but that chick was so hot I got winter wood.

by Wood wood pecker the second February 4, 2024

butch wood

When you get a boner for a butch bitch
When a butch/dyke is horny

"This girl is really sexy" "bro, shes a butch" "oh well guess i have butch wood"

by TootyFruities June 5, 2020

chipping the wood

the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure

man you seen Ricardo? ''no he must be chipping the wood''

by blackrain3 March 25, 2010

you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.

hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.

by kitpysaysfuckyou January 2, 2024

Stone Woods

the blackest kid i know. niggga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

dat nigga stone woods.

by Fishy ass kid October 19, 2019

Otto wood

some awesome guy at a waterpark who plays drums

person: omg is that otto wood
me: AAAAA

by Hiidef August 17, 2022