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Taras

Taras is probably the guy who annoyed you in a school with his "poetry" and good grades. He probably got kicked out of college to chase his rap career, the goal which he successfully failed and became the most boring and generic person with a regular job. He might be difficult to share a room with due to the constant crazy shit he does. His jokes are either silly or fucked up. He can't live without his pills, and always visits doctors to find out what's wrong with him.
Person 1: Hey, look! It's Taras, what's he doing?
Person 2: He's probably writing his shitty rap lyrics and eating pills like it's a snack.
by smokyPork November 25, 2021
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Taras

Taras is hard on the outside but when you get to know him you can make him your little sweetheart. He also packs at least a footlong down there, and will never disappoint in bed
Alina-"i met this dude named taras and i think im in love."
Sarah-"girlllll you know hes packinnnnnn, his name is Taras!!!"
by ThebigTaras November 29, 2021
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Tard tender

What does your wife do for a living? She’s a tard tender for the county
by Steinbrenda January 9, 2022
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Tarded and Feathered

A form of corporal punishment preformed by a governing force. It is defined by the act of ruining someone's bad reputation. To change there image from greatly feared human to a intellectually disabled teddy bear.
He wouldn't conform so they Tarded and Feathered the Giant pos
by ButchNochance February 5, 2022
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Tard licker

Homie1-wanna make out?
Homie2-of course not tard licker
by Sexywomankisser February 10, 2022
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TardCart

"Tardcart" is a purposefully brainless person behind a wheel, or with a weapon. DANGER DANGER!
Scenario example: #leroy jenkins

1) A player in a game or person in real life, that has access to a weapon and should not. They are the type of people who can barely walk without falling over, and are likely clumsy of mind and or body. Hazard prone, and without common sense to not make a mistake, without taking victims with them.

2) A person always doing the wrong thing at the wrong time, saying the wrong things, or just plain sabotaging everything for everyone else involved.

Visual: Imagine a person riding on a gocart wearing a crash helmet. (thhrrrrptt) Now make a gocart noise, that is them.

Description: Imagine a clueless Karren actually taking action, but taking 10 people with them in a fray.
Player 1: Man, did you see the way he just ran out there, aggroed all those mobs and then ran back toward us?
Player 2: Yeah what a Tardcart.
Player 1: (makes go cart noises)
by Beer420 March 8, 2022
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tardamos

it means retarded in “spanish
erík was being very tardamos last night when she took a picture of a mirror so she could use it later.
by deaf here March 14, 2022
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