Blue Job

Pronunciation: "blüjäb" NOUN. Etymology:blowjob. Same meaning except for the act is performed by a blue hair.

"The new guy was telling us about how he was at a party and was trolling for some Prune-Tang and ended up getting a killer Blue Job ."

by The Mayor of Plymouth September 22, 2006

sexy blues

Sexy blues is the kind of music that Marvin Gaye sings!

pass me the salt please!

by Holla Back! January 26, 2003

Blue Nosed

The point where you get to the point of sneezing, but just can't get the sweet relief of sneezing.

Joe: "I can't sneeze dude! I get so close and get blue nosed!"

by mntie September 18, 2019

Blue Anon

The American left-wing version of Q Anon. In some circumstances they are further from the truth than their counter part. These people use their power in cultural institution to prop up their own conspiracy theories such as, the Covington hoax, Jussie Smollet hoax, Ukraine hoax, Russia hoax, etc.

Start with and follow the facts before you end up like one of them Blue Anon people.

by AnCapPhilosophy March 7, 2021

black and blue

a way to describe your neck after a good night with your s/o

oh yeah me and Jamie had a good time last night i’m black and blue now

by cat mum November 12, 2020

Blue Sucker

Practical Joke ....after eating something with a blue coding then giving a guy head and leaving a tint of blue on his junk.

HAH After sally blue suckered Dave ..he thought he got an Std.

by mexi08 April 13, 2011

butlins blues

When you've had a sick weekend at butlins, partied for 3 days, then have to come back to reality and normal life.

"Hey Luke wanna come over?"
"I can't Benn I have the Butlins blues"

by Kitchy10 October 13, 2016