Santa's special sack

This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is tipically done at christmas because he can blame santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.

Grandad/old man walks into room and starts a
wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am i so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas"

by John Is Twat December 2, 2020

chad henne special

The act of sucking a dick covered in sour cream while getting a louissville slugger inserted into your anus. Made popular by NFL legend and blatant racist lord chad henne the 3rd

Chad hennith gives the best chad henne specials during his orgys at his very lavish yacht

by chadHenneMVP2016 December 1, 2014

UCRCIC Tenor Special

When you mix your cocaine with a dose of finely ground coffee and a healthy mix of depression

"The gathering was only OK but then we did a couple lines of UCRCIC Tenor Special in the Library and now its a real lit time"

by Shimmy Ya Bish December 11, 2018

David Edwards Special

Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.

Where's Peter, his dessert is ready?

He's gone for a David Edwards special to make space!

by Urb_Dict January 7, 2023

Special Snowflake Repellent

A chemical used to repel those that are easily offended, banish all weird European films, and replace them with epic bacon and tires.

Snowflake: T R I G G E R E D
Me: Time to get the Special Snowflake Repellent out

by Special Snowflake Repellent August 30, 2019

Back-Seat Special

While in the backseat of a small car fucking a girl... have a friend or family member smash the back window on your back while close to climax.

Hey girl, wanna do the back-seat special with me?

My friend did the back-seat special and I'm sooo jealous!

by No Easy Fuck Its August 10, 2021

Flint Pipeline Special

To take a shit that comes out like dirty water.

"Man, I just got back from the shitter and my ring piece pumped out a Flint Pipeline Special."

by BackdoorBandito December 7, 2021