Texas Shower 

Upon defecating, one without toilet paper cleans his/her underparts in the shower rather than by wiping.

"Man there was no more toilet paper, I had to take a texas shower.

Texas Shower by Foxy Mazzzzam March 7, 2009

no shower, no sober 

Originally coined while highly intoxicated during camping, "No Shower, No Sober" is the motto used by true savages and is a fool-proof way to have an insane time.

"No Shower, No Sober" refers to when a large group of people do not shower or sober up for a period of three or more days. Massive quantities of alcohol are required.

"The line for the showers is hella long, I don't want to wait..."

"Well, fuck that shit anyway, mate. No shower, no sober!"

no shower, no sober by Elenitsa August 18, 2006

The golden shower

When you pee on a girls chest.

yesterday i hooked up with meg and gave her the golden shower before she went to bed.

The golden shower by staticpulse August 27, 2013

baby shower 

when you wear a condom and dump the remnants or refuse of your seed on her head

i gave her a baby shower last night

baby shower by stubadub2000 January 24, 2010

european shower 

Different from an american shower. When you get up in the morning, you just wash your face and run some cologne in your hair. The europeans are known for having lower standards or cleanliness.

Lady: Hey co-worker, your hair looks all greasy and you smell funny, did you even take a shower this morning?
Guy: Yea, i took a european shower.

european shower by barbarino October 4, 2005

Baby Shower 

when you blast cum on a girls face.

I killed millions of my potential babies when i gave your girl a baby shower last night.

Baby Shower by Luis Gonzo January 8, 2008

penn state shower room

The type of shower room where there are kids looking strait at your dick and you swear there gonna rape you.

Mike:WTF? it's like a penn state shower room in here.

penn state shower room by jkyuauimg November 23, 2011