pig in shit

A very happy state of mind; pure joy. When everything works out in your favor, you're happier than a pig in shit.

Pigs seem to be happiest when they are wallowing in their own filth.

I just got a promotion, a raise, a window office, AND an assistant! When I think about my life right now, I'm a pig in shit!

When Steve won the lottery, he was a pig in shit.

Tawny and I went out last night, and we went all the way! This morning, I woke up a pig in shit!

by Slamnanigans May 21, 2009

shit sauce

The opposite of "Sweet Sauce"

Boss: "You have to work on New Years Eve"
Employee "shit sauce"

by Stephen W. January 8, 2008

shit spritz

When a small amount of diarrhea unexpectedly sprays out from being startled.

Damn, dude! You just made my schnauzer shit spritz all over the wall!

by DJ-TJ March 27, 2010

Indian Shits

When you eat Indian food, an about 5 minutes after you're done eating, you feel a rumble in your stomach followed by a massive shit.

Mike: Damn, that was some good Curry! Very spicy!

Frank: Oh ya, I really enjoyed it! ::stomach rumbles::
Mike: You OK dude?
Frank: Yeah I'm good =/ .... :: runs to the bathroom to take a dump::
Mike: Wow...looks like he has a case of the Indian Shits!

by mg87 February 3, 2010

crack the shits

to get pissed off or really angry. Origin unknown...

He cracked the shits with her because she dropped a brick on his foot

by dancer01 April 4, 2005

Shit Music

Shit music, is music that requires almost no talent to produce. The genre most commonly associated with Shit music is pop music, in which artists are rarely able to play the instruments to produce the music and often deliver poor vocals. Such an industry thrives on image; records are typically sold using sex or idolising the artists.

A prime example of shit music is the Spice Girls. This group are neither talented with instruments, nor can they sing. They can hereby by referred to as a 'shit band'. However, they were popular due to their 'girl power' image. When the group split up and tried to make it as solo artists (with the exception of one) all of their careers failed as their image was lost and all that was left was their weak voices.

by Jbjam2003 October 18, 2007

Eating Shit

A term popularly used in Miami that means not doing anything.

Person A- "what are you doing?"
Person B- "Nothing just here eating shit."

by Berlice March 30, 2008