Ham

A slang term for cat, specifically one who is thicc and chonky.

Person 1: look at that thicc ass ham
Person 2: thats a cat?
Person 1: nah thats a HAM.

by ThatStupidLittleDevil May 22, 2020

juliet bra-ham

A girl that once lived in the palace and at a (very) young age she was kidnapped by a wolf. :'(She was living a nice life eating lots of ham.(she ate so much she blew up , legend has it that when Juliet blew up a cloud of smoke in the shape of a bra puffed above her and then rained hammmmmm wooh

Do you know Juliet bra-ham,oh yah I saw her blow up.:)

by meee mis ham May 20, 2022

Ham

Someone who is ugly/ not good looking.

Damn that nigga is hammm

by Thatonechickdej May 29, 2018

Ham Sandwich

Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does

Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.

When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.

by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022

Ham

Being a ham is basically when you do broke shit such as begging for money, flexing money that you don’t have, not having money, scamming random people of $5

This term is often used by scammers on telegram to make fun of all the fake scammers

He’s in your dms asking you for money? He was just flexing money on ig he’s a ham

by 3hree6ixty October 14, 2022

Hams

Hams The meaning of this name is the quiet voice, or whisper

My Hams is cute and has very nice hair, and has big and very pretty eyes.
She has a Hot Body!
She has a very beautiful personality and way of speaking!
If I see her smile I can't control myself, she is really beautiful 3>.
This is a human name, not an animal!

It's my crash. I hope you fall in love with me.
If I see her, I feel like my stomach will explode! I feel butterflies inside.
If you don't know Hams, I hope you will find someone who looks like her because it is very rare. <

by Sadeem November 21, 2021

Ham

When someone gets their bare ass and forcefully puts it on someone’s face. Usually when sleeping

I’m gonna ham u if u fall asleep

by A toilet cleaner November 8, 2018