Angus Shuttleworth

W broski
very attractive
will steal ur friends and family
dates aliya

Person 1: My familys gone :(
Person 2: Must have been Angus Shuttleworth

by anonymous June 23, 2024

normalize shutting the fuck up

Embrace this concept whenever you want to say something that will make things worse

Seth: "Hey! You know what? I think that your choice of food for this party. - interrupted by Blake"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"

by von groovy August 3, 2024

Window Shutter

it shuts your window

I have a window shutter. I hope your mouth can be like it

by Wengardian Leviosa August 6, 2024

Butt-Shuttle

A peice of poop exiting someone's butthole.

I have to release a butt-shuttle.

by Butt-Shuttle June 5, 2024

Soliqule Shuttle

A state of emotional uncertainty or internal hesitation when approaching someone especially when their demeanor suggests they may respond negatively or harshly. The Soliqule Shuttle is the mental/emotional “vehicle” you board when bracing for a potentially awkward or embarrassing reaction.

“I thought about replying, but my anxiety threw me straight into the Soliqule Shuttle.”

“Don’t take it personally sometimes people avoid reaching out because they’re stuck in a Soliqule Shuttle of overthinking.”

“It wasn’t rejection I feared, it was the ride boarding the Soliqule Shuttle toward a maybe.

by Layeye April 20, 2025

Seagull Shuttle

Banging multiple chicks who you drove to the beach while stealing their snacks

Super Fan Josh was trying pull a seagull shuttle on webster lake

by Ched Doyle July 5, 2025

Government Shutdown

Isn't it crazy that they can just sit there and allow a mentally retarded contractor steal my shit so I have to keep working... And the shut down the Government so THEY don't have to work! So they don't have to ARREST A LITERAL CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING RING.

Hym "So the Republicans are covering for pedophiles while a mental retard absconds with my work. If you think these people are going to do anything other than replace you with the AI I created (which they are already doing) and you are more concerned with dragging me down with you than what's going to happen after they replace ME. If they are going to replace the AI creating genius, even if it means they have to sacrifice your kids, then they are going to replace you next. Why wait till September? What's in September? Nothing. The government shutdown is bullshit. They let your idiot kids weaponizes schizophrenia and get themselves kill after reading everything I wrote, as I wrote it. Ignoring my warning, my moral argument, and my legal argument entirely. Now, they let Epstein and HIS FRIENDS (Whoever THEY are I don't know WHO was FRIENDS WITH EPSTEIN but his friends fuck kids) molest kids and now they are helping his friends get away with it. All because you have no ability to make them do anything about anything! They don't even have to warn you if your little girl is about to down in a flood! THEY MAKE US WORK FOR BILLIONAIRES BUT DON'T HAVE TO DO THEIR JOB... AT ALL! And they get away with it because if you're not going to grab your gun, go to Mike Johnsons house and avenge your drowned daughter the who gives a shit!? Right?"

by Hym Iam July 23, 2025