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Poo tang

The sharp, acidic smell which creeps under the partition and hits your nose in a toilet cubicle when someone in the cubicle next to you is parking their breakfast.
"Jesus christ, Jeff... the poo tang in those thunderboxes this morning burned all my nose hairs out."

"It's a very nice bar but the WC always stinks of poo tang".
by Jock Waffle November 16, 2022
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Poo Shiestenberg

A man known for being a lovable shwashbuckling pirate the traveled the great seas
Woah have you heard of poo shiestenberg?
Of course i have
by BeanStealer January 17, 2022
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pebble poo

The most disappointing poo a man can take it takes for ever for what nothing just a few pebbles sitting in the toilet looking at you leaving you more disappointed than your father.
I took a pebble poo and it took 30 minutes
by noah cucullu linden January 18, 2022
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Reecey-poo

An annoying nickname for someone named Reece. If your Reece is like any other, he will role his eyes and probably crack a smile.
by Reecey's lover May 19, 2022
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Poo Friend

When two people come together to make an unimaginable bond. Covering themselves in poo they will tackle the world! Splattering themselves onto walls to make snow-angel like art work. A Poo friend is for life, nobody will compare to your Poo friend.
Poo friend #2, “You seriously messed up!”
Poo friend #1, “I feel awful, you are my Poo friend, I don’t mean what I say, I love you forever.”
by Breadcooker01 December 7, 2021
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Poo-nipulator

Any person or animal that uses the action or excuse of “I have to go to the bathroom” as a delaying tactic to get out of helping someone or doing something that they don’t want to do.
My kid is a poo-nipulator when it comes time to help pick up toys.
by #1HMFIC March 12, 2022
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Poo Jinx

When two people who are both doing a shit are talking to one another, the last one to say "Poo Jinx" can't wipe until the other one says their name
Oh you're on the toilet? Poo Jinx! Now you can't wipe
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