shoreham pissed

When you get so drunk you get lost, fall over and cry - all before 9pm.

Oh man, I got so Shoreham pissed last night - devo.

by MrDevz May 17, 2017

stiff piss

When a male attempts to urinate standing up while his penis is erect. In most cases he must squat, bend, etc. in efforts to get his penis as close as possible to the bowl without actually touching it leaving him in a peculiar and uncomfortable position. This normally occurs in conjunction with morning wood, or immediately after ejaculating.

Mike 1: I'll brb dude, I gotta take a stiff piss.
Mike 2: Why the fuck is your dick hard?

by Mike and Mike the Accountants May 26, 2017

Morse piss

Urinating in a Morse code pattern after ejaculating.

Mark took a Morse piss after masturbating.

by HOMERO89 November 9, 2017

Piss nipple

The tip and/or mushroom head of a penis.

Will you suck my piss nipple?

by Clifton. November 15, 2017

press-a-piss

When you're high and dehydrated and you've held it too long and a telephone pole is suddenly calling your name. See anticipiss.

No time to unzip or drop trou, you're at the press-a-piss!

by car-bender December 10, 2017

flush piss

Action of when a male urinates after ejaculation to clear the urithra of excess cum. Typically a short low volume stream of urine, but also can turn into a regular urination.

Short term- washing the cum out of your penis so it doesnt drip out slowly

Male- hold on babe i have to flush piss real quick.

by LtheWerewolf February 21, 2018

piss kisser

Someone who is annoyingly stupid; always got their ugly head up their fucking ass hole.

You're very stupid fucking piss kisser

by Hella Sweet May 11, 2016