Matthew

Matthew is a nice boy, a little on the chubby side but will always be there to deal drugs (donuts) with you. However, this "nice boy" schtick wasn't around roughly 13 years ago... At. His. Horrific. Birth! His huge head erupted from the womb of his homosexual mother more petrifying than Mt. Vesuvius. However now, most Matthews just farm potatoes and eat water. They are also generally a little on the gay side. --is known for having a "tube shark" fetish--

Joshi: Wtf Matthew!? Stop drawing tube shark nudes!!

Matthew: *pulls out meat scepter?*

by anonymous March 8, 2019

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matthew louis

a man who suffers large traces of dumb. eats furballs for breakfast lunch and dinner

the kid is acting like a matthew louis

by jeffe jones April 20, 2018

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Matthew Roughsedge

A Lego headed bean that no one loves and should get bummed

“Oh so you know Matthew Roughsedge ye he’s a right Lego head”

by Matts a gimp June 11, 2018

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Maura and Matthew

Maura and Matthew work good together, they are your super power couple. They never let you down and if you let them out from your sight, they will let the party begin. Maura and Matthew are lovers they love each other. They are each other's #1 priority. Maura and Matthew will get married and have a family together. They are your friends that are attached to each other.

Omg have you heard about Maura and Matthew?! They're so freaking cute!

by Cookiexmonstax November 25, 2017

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Matthew

Matthew is the type of guy to give unconditional love to anyone that supports him. He is always methodical in every aspect of life. A Matthew is always a joy to be around and can brighten anyone’s day. He always makes sure everyone is having a great time. A Matthew also has an undeniable charm to him.

We just love our Matthew, I don’t know what we would do without him.

by coolguy_69 December 16, 2023

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