January 21

January 21 give your hoodie to a girl who asks for it

Hey
Hi
Today’s January 21 can I have your sweater
Uhmmmm surrrre

by Nrbdjdndndbd January 19, 2022

No Will To Live January

The first month of a new year where Meletis finally ends it all. It is said that during that time meme groups, pages and chats mourn and post non depressing memes as a tribute to the ballsy fallen one.

"Oh boy it's No Will To Live January."
*Commits suicide*

by Oh I Hurt Me Knee December 31, 2018

January 1st 2022

Ninja will floss again, at exactly 12 AM January 1st 2022, Mark my words, and when he will, you don't wanna know what happens...

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear about January 1st 2022?
Guy 2 : "We don't talk about January 1st 2022"
Guy 1: "Yeah..."

by I am a shark December 17, 2021

january 11

your mom eats ass

“ hey david you’re mom ate my ass today , it’s january 11th”

by ueheiwhaja January 11, 2022

No jizz January/June/july

The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)

I can’t believe I failed NJJ/No Jizz January/June/July

by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022

January 28th

January 28th: National Hug someone you love from behind day!

Girl: Hug me from behind because it's January 28th

by Bro everything taken January 27, 2022

January 7th

January 7th, The day we celebrate to show our love to Tasuki! The Living Piano himself! What a legend. Even Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson celebrates this holiday!

OH! OH ME, OH MY IT'S NATIONAL TASUKI APPRECIATION DAY!!! January 7th!!

by Zorkith (Bryce) January 6, 2023