probably asked u for booty pics at some point, his only personality trait is playing baseball, secretly gay but too scared to come out, UGLY, smells like doritos, lactose intolerant, but has a hot girlfriend. she is THE sexist mf out there. like, 10/10 head, 10/10 pussy, 10/10 sex, 10/10 personality. jake is so lucky to have her
“jake is so ugly”
“i know, idk how he pulled lexie.”
“ikr bro, she’s so fine. i heard he pipes the shit out of her all the time.”
“damn. must be nice.”
“i know, idk how he pulled lexie.”
“ikr bro, she’s so fine. i heard he pipes the shit out of her all the time.”
“damn. must be nice.”
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Person 2: That’s not Jake.
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Person 2: That’s not Jake.
Person 1: Jake can be anything, ofc it’s Jake from State Farm
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A cock sucking bitch who is a mother fucking bitch who is only out there to get clout and I won’t KSI to bash the living shit out of him and make him in a hospital you American cunt (only jake Paul is a American cunt not all)
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“Oh, that’s just Jake Jiggle-my-balls!”
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“Jake Gyllenhall, he broke taylor’s swifts heart and is a nasty ass rat, who, and i quote, “and the punchline goes, you get older but your lovers stay my age!” (Taylor Swift, All too Well TMV)
“Oh, that’s just Jake Jiggle-my-balls!”
“Who?”
“Jake Gyllenhall, he broke taylor’s swifts heart and is a nasty ass rat, who, and i quote, “and the punchline goes, you get older but your lovers stay my age!” (Taylor Swift, All too Well TMV)
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