weeding

The act of reading things TOTALLY UNRELATED to what you’re SUPPOSED to be reading or doing, but -- these other things -- they're so damn interesting or maybe distracting but ... let’s face it: you’re off in the weeds and you know it.

“I’d could have finished my 30 minutes of research this morning but I’ve been weeding for hours!”

by DanielNotDan February 24, 2023

weed store

A place to buy “weed” or marijuana.

I’m going to the weed store to get some crack

by anonymous March 3, 2023

weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!

Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"

by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023

Whack your Weed

Lmao get fucked Red

I'm gonna whack your weed.

by BerriVoid February 11, 2023

Whack your Weed

(1) An outlandish insult to piss off someone that simply has no meaning behind it.

(2) A sexual innuendo reffering to slapping someone's bush and/or penis

I'm going to whack your weed!

by BerriVoid February 11, 2023

weed whacking

the act of masturbating while stoned

on my birthday, i was weed whacking on an inflatable chair until i came.

by curtis450 February 21, 2023

weed

is the best drug, it calms you down and makes you feel relaxed.

this weed makes me feel sooo relaxed

by staciegetshigh🍃 October 27, 2023