foot commando

when you can’t remember the word for barefoot

aw shat i lost my socks AND shoes. guess i’m going foot commando.

by lumberr June 4, 2019

foot

a word used by degenerates when they talk/ mutter to each other.

Degenerate 1: Haha, foot. Degenerate 2: no u, foot licking foot lettuce. Degenerate 1: How dare you foot. Degenerate 2: *mutters something*

by Shane Dawson's Cat May 21, 2020

Coloured Foot

Coloured Feet are generally smelly.

I think I can smell that Coloured Foot from here.

by Allan Sun June 13, 2011

seven-foot twelve

A more fun way to say eight-foot

Why do you have to be seven-foot twelve, dude?

by 413XN0$!C May 11, 2018

Foot zipper

The act of running ones thumb up another persons foot bottom thus a zipper motion.

Dat girls tootsies was hanging out the covers so I foot zippered her when I went to get a beer.

by Rusty felcher June 3, 2018

foot daddy

the master of the foot slave

The uncle is a foot daddy

by Ultra boi February 19, 2018

Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.

"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"

by enjoizzz March 15, 2009