Count Facts

Used to prove a point that something is true or untrue.

this is completely unnecessary. like bro count facts how many times have you really used this thing?

by Devoted Dev April 25, 2024

Leeds factor

A tendency to bungle straightforward tasks when the odds are favourable , often resulting in frustrating outcomes.

Just as I was about to seal the deal with a witty pickup line, I accidentally sneezed and sprayed my date with pepper—Leeds Factor kicking in, turning flirtation into a spicy surprise.

by Alaw_mot April 27, 2024

boner factory

A girl who is responsible for causing boners everywhere she goes.

Chanelle Nasser is such a boner factory.

by Matty0573 June 14, 2024

Lava Factory

noun

1: a factory where lava is manufactured

2: The location of the finale to the feature film "Terminator 2: Judgment day"

Evacuate the Lava factory! An ice water truck has crashed on the factory floor!

by Girp Wanzyk June 26, 2024

Lava Factory

noun

1: a factory where lava is manufactured

2: The location of the finale to the feature film "Terminator 2: Judgment day"

Evacuate the Lava factory! An ice water truck has crashed on the factory floor!

by Girp Wanzyk June 26, 2024

Pucker Factor Zulu

The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.

Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!

by KSparx September 17, 2024

BAB Factory

The BAB (Be-A-Bitch) Factory is a tongue-in-cheek term describing a place where individuals seem to specialize in being difficult or unpleasant, as if it’s their primary job.

“Girl, why are you working overtime in the BAB factory?!”
“It’s time to clock out of your shift at the BAB factory.”

by Lemy Lee September 21, 2024