by Quentalto February 07, 2011
by Flemdaddy February 09, 2011
Turbo Cock is a verb used to describe the action of drawing a penis on a person that is passed out due to over drinking and being a pussy. The best way to do it is to hide it on the person's body in a spot where they may not see it immediately, in the hopes that the turbo cock remains on their skin until either pointed out by someone else or the person discovers it later on.
Turbo Cocking should not be confused with totally trashing some poor cat with sharpie all over their face and body. Turbo Cocking is meant to be subtle and not obvious.
The truest and most awesome form of the action is to Turbo Cock a total stranger who is passed out somewhere. The person will have no idea where it came from and will forever ponder who it was that owned his punk ass.
Upon discovering that you have been Turbo Cocked, you must know that you deserved it for being a pussy and passing out. Anyone who gets upset or cries about getting Turbo Cocked instantly becomes a Faggot.
Turbo Cocking should not be confused with totally trashing some poor cat with sharpie all over their face and body. Turbo Cocking is meant to be subtle and not obvious.
The truest and most awesome form of the action is to Turbo Cock a total stranger who is passed out somewhere. The person will have no idea where it came from and will forever ponder who it was that owned his punk ass.
Upon discovering that you have been Turbo Cocked, you must know that you deserved it for being a pussy and passing out. Anyone who gets upset or cries about getting Turbo Cocked instantly becomes a Faggot.
"Dude, I got hammered last night and passed out on Jerm's couch and someone Turbo Cocked me. Awesome!"
"I was in the shower today and found a Turbo Cock on my back from 2 days ago. Awesome!"
"You see that homeless guy passed out on the sidewalk? Give me a sharpie, I am going to Turbo Cock that homeless piece of shit."
"I was in the shower today and found a Turbo Cock on my back from 2 days ago. Awesome!"
"You see that homeless guy passed out on the sidewalk? Give me a sharpie, I am going to Turbo Cock that homeless piece of shit."
by Jerm Core July 26, 2008
Can you feel how my penis has bulked up? Its the cock pushups ive been doing, does it give u more pleasure?
by Brett December 28, 2002
Convoy-cock. Military term describing the hard-on you often get when you're in the back of an army lorry (or bus) rumbling down roads on your way to some military activity.
by Steve CHUTER November 22, 2006
n. A general insult to someone for any sort of situation in which you are annoyed with them.
A little note on the oragin of the word cockbite...
Cock Bite was first used in red vs blue, and the makers of this popular webseries (filmed in the halo maps) call their group rooster teeth.
Rooster = Cock, and Teeth = Bite.
From this, they created the insult Cock Bite from the name of their own company.
See Rooster Teeth and Red vs Blue
A little note on the oragin of the word cockbite...
Cock Bite was first used in red vs blue, and the makers of this popular webseries (filmed in the halo maps) call their group rooster teeth.
Rooster = Cock, and Teeth = Bite.
From this, they created the insult Cock Bite from the name of their own company.
See Rooster Teeth and Red vs Blue
by Aktopus December 08, 2004
Me: "Holy shit! Can you believe Fish sucked off D-Wild's shit cock!"
Britt: "Yea man, that bitch loves gooling shit cocks"
Britt: "Yea man, that bitch loves gooling shit cocks"
by Steeeeve May 01, 2006