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Chilean Child Chipper

A figurative (idiom) school punishment for when a Chilean school child or school children. When a Chilean child or children at school act up, they get sent to a wood chipper specialized for children that grind every bit in their body. Figuratively, of course. It just means the corner. Don't ban me.
"If you shoot that spitball at me, you are getting thrown in the Chilean Child Chipper, young man!"
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Your child

You are not doing it for your child.
Hym "It was happening before your child got involved. You were doing this to me before that. And OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS ARE DEAD because you aren't doing this for you kids. You think you are better than me. You are trying to impose that on me... BUT ONLY IF... Everyone around you pretends that I'm not creator of AI or that AI is trivial or if everyone pretends that you're not a retard. And as soon as I get my money for doing just that you turn into pillars of sand."

A retard "I'm just defending my child! I'm defending kids!"

Hym "You're not. You weren't defending your kids while I was standing I line behind them with a knife in my pocket. This is you doing something to me because (explicitly) you think you are better than someone you are not better than. You are shit. Your kids are shit. Shit like this is the reason I'm not looking for missing kids right now. And GUESS WHO ELSE is not doing that. So, how does doing this do more to protect kids than actually looking for kids that are actively missing and how does obstructing my ability to do anything other than remedial labor and/or child murder do anything to keep me from murdering kids? It doesn't."

A retard "Well I'm to incompetent for that but I want to feel superior to you and I'm doing this."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
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Burnout Child Syndrome

A condition where students, regardless of academic ability, experience extreme stress and exhaustion due to overwhelming academic pressure. It leads to emotional fatigue, loss of motivation, and declining mental health.
Amelia is currently suffering the case of Burnout Child Syndrome
by Emi Rose March 18, 2025
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Boswell Child Lover

In the town of Boswell PA a person with blinding blonde hair guy lurks in the shadow waiting for you to drop your guard to take your kids he is no amateur watch out or you might never see them again be where of the Boswell Child Lover
Your walking down the road and the Boswell Child Lover takes your kids
by Vcdf March 20, 2025
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Problem child

Mpimpi
Mpimpi is one naughty naughty child. She’s a problem child fr
by Lexv June 1, 2024
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describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people
'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."
by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024
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