Two cocks

someone who is particularly stupid or dense.

He must be a right "two cocks" because you don't get that stupid sat at home playing with just one!

by BadBeast December 14, 2009

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Cock-O'Holic

Addicted to the Male sexual reproductive organs. Or can be used to decribe someone who cannot live without 'Cocks' and a lack of them will cause withdrawal simptoms such as sweating and headaches.

Nick Marron is such a Cock-O'Holic

by Geezer March 29, 2004

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Cock Chute

Simply known as a woman's vagina

"I pumped that cock chute raw last night."

by Big J December 17, 2004

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cock pushups

To lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

Can you feel how my penis has bulked up? Its the cock pushups ive been doing, does it give u more pleasure?

by Brett December 28, 2002

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convoy-cock

Convoy-cock. Military term describing the hard-on you often get when you're in the back of an army lorry (or bus) rumbling down roads on your way to some military activity.

Jones, wipe that silly smile off your face!
Can't sir
Why not?
Convoy-cock sir
Oh, fair one.

by Steve CHUTER November 23, 2006

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n. A general insult to someone for any sort of situation in which you are annoyed with them.

A little note on the oragin of the word cockbite...

Cock Bite was first used in red vs blue, and the makers of this popular webseries (filmed in the halo maps) call their group rooster teeth.

Rooster = Cock, and Teeth = Bite.

From this, they created the insult Cock Bite from the name of their own company.

See Rooster Teeth and Red vs Blue

Idiot! You just killed Church! Damn you Cock Bite!

by Aktopus December 7, 2004

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