You're can go fuck yourself

A term used for respond when smartasses point out your grammar mistakes using you're

"Your as mild as Classic Lays"
"You're* not good at grammar"
"You're can go fuck yourself"

by MinerS1xtyN1n3r December 5, 2018

Stinky Hobo Vomit Trash-Can

A person who refuse to shut up while constantly complains about problems and spurns the answer as there rancid breath blows in your face.

Anna is such a stinky hobo vomit trash-can, I wish she would just go away and learn proper hygiene.

by VynilAngel December 13, 2018

Can I shampoo your carpet

To scrub her rug , oral sex on a female using your tongue as a Rug Doctor

Hey babe can I shampoo your carpet!

by Hitzzzzzz JR July 5, 2018

packing a soda can in his pants

Having a large amount of girth to one’s penis.

He was packing a soda can in his pants

by MILF 49 June 1, 2018

I can see everything in the room

I can see everything in the room it means i also even see myself, if you look for me you will find yourself but if you don’t I will find you

There are two objects in the Room. I can see everything in the room even myself even myself, if you look for me you will find yourself but if “you don’t see me but I can see you, I can see everything “

rorrim>>>>>reverse

by Stayout March 11, 2019

a smile that can light up a room

It's almost like a hug, but without the touching-another-person bit. To light up a room, one needs more than a good sense of humor, a tank of gas, curiosity, or some matches. They also need to put people at ease…and smiling is the best way to do it.

“guys, seungmin is smiling again! he really has a smile that can light up a room!”

by alilac May 14, 2023

Son, can you come downstairs?

Alright, everyone get your notebooks out because this is our term today because this means that shit gonna go down, "Son, come downstairs" can go out different ways depending on the race of your parent (usually its your mom) if your white your gonna have that shit like its peaceful mode on Minecraft because they would probably yell at you or something. ANY OTHER RACE OTHER THAN WHITES, NIGGA YOU BETTER START RUNNING FOR THE HILLS LIKE A RUNAWAY SLAVE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ABOUT TO DO A MORTAL KOMBAT MOVESET ON YOUR ASS ABOUT TO SEND YOU TO JESUS

IF MOM WAS WHITE

Mom: Son, can you come downstairs?

Timmy: Mom, what the hell do you want

Mom: Timmy, can you tell me why you just killed your teacher? Its a very naughty thing to do

Timmy: What kind of retarded question is that mom? I was doing that shit because I was in a depressed state because of my goddamn teacher assigning me to much fucking homework, you filthy bitch. This conversation makes me uncomfortable and you are bringing my anxiety levels up, mommy

Mom: Ok, son, just wanted to make sure, if the cops come here, remember daddy has his guns downstairs!

Timmy: Ok bitch

IF YOUR MOM WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHITE

Mom: Jamal Martin, get your ass down here before I drag it for you!

Jamal: Yes mom?

Mom: Why the fuck did I get a email from your teacher that you were misbehaving?

Jamal: Oh, its because of-

NEXT DAY

Timmy: Oh look, someone is on a milk cartoon!

by Niggainator January 1, 2023