The only plausible reason for a hot chick to be dating a penniless dweeb. Pronounced "Eighty". Local variants, employing any beverage sold in cans larger than 400ml, are acceptable.
Agent 1: Why is Grace dating Ted? He's dumb, fugly and shit-broke, whilst the only two words to describe her are both "Hubba".
Agent 2: Word is, dude is hung like a can of 80/'.
Agent 2: Word is, dude is hung like a can of 80/'.
by TheNix November 23, 2011
Get the Hung like a can of 80/'mug. Noah: I want to be a billionaire.
Tom: You'll never be a billionaire.
Noah: You have to run before you can walk.
Tom: That makes no sense
Tom: You'll never be a billionaire.
Noah: You have to run before you can walk.
Tom: That makes no sense
by FadeWade November 3, 2021
Get the Run Before You Can Walkmug. A person who refuse to shut up while constantly complains about problems and spurns the answer as there rancid breath blows in your face.
by VynilAngel December 13, 2018
Get the Stinky Hobo Vomit Trash-Canmug. To initiate sex.
This world is too sexually repressed and there needs to be a way to break the taboo.
This world is too sexually repressed and there needs to be a way to break the taboo.
by wheerandbiskey November 12, 2016
Get the Can I jump your fence?mug. Alright, everyone get your notebooks out because this is our term today because this means that shit gonna go down, "Son, come downstairs" can go out different ways depending on the race of your parent (usually its your mom) if your white your gonna have that shit like its peaceful mode on Minecraft because they would probably yell at you or something. ANY OTHER RACE OTHER THAN WHITES, NIGGA YOU BETTER START RUNNING FOR THE HILLS LIKE A RUNAWAY SLAVE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ABOUT TO DO A MORTAL KOMBAT MOVESET ON YOUR ASS ABOUT TO SEND YOU TO JESUS
IF MOM WAS WHITE
Mom: Son, can you come downstairs?
Timmy: Mom, what the hell do you want
Mom: Timmy, can you tell me why you just killed your teacher? Its a very naughty thing to do
Timmy: What kind of retarded question is that mom? I was doing that shit because I was in a depressed state because of my goddamn teacher assigning me to much fucking homework, you filthy bitch. This conversation makes me uncomfortable and you are bringing my anxiety levels up, mommy
Mom: Ok, son, just wanted to make sure, if the cops come here, remember daddy has his guns downstairs!
Timmy: Ok bitch
IF YOUR MOM WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHITE
Mom: Jamal Martin, get your ass down here before I drag it for you!
Jamal: Yes mom?
Mom: Why the fuck did I get a email from your teacher that you were misbehaving?
Jamal: Oh, its because of-
NEXT DAY
Timmy: Oh look, someone is on a milk cartoon!
Mom: Son, can you come downstairs?
Timmy: Mom, what the hell do you want
Mom: Timmy, can you tell me why you just killed your teacher? Its a very naughty thing to do
Timmy: What kind of retarded question is that mom? I was doing that shit because I was in a depressed state because of my goddamn teacher assigning me to much fucking homework, you filthy bitch. This conversation makes me uncomfortable and you are bringing my anxiety levels up, mommy
Mom: Ok, son, just wanted to make sure, if the cops come here, remember daddy has his guns downstairs!
Timmy: Ok bitch
IF YOUR MOM WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHITE
Mom: Jamal Martin, get your ass down here before I drag it for you!
Jamal: Yes mom?
Mom: Why the fuck did I get a email from your teacher that you were misbehaving?
Jamal: Oh, its because of-
NEXT DAY
Timmy: Oh look, someone is on a milk cartoon!
by Niggainator January 1, 2023
Get the Son, can you come downstairs?mug. by MILF 49 June 1, 2018
Get the packing a soda can in his pantsmug. by 1234urmumsawhore March 26, 2022
Get the can give sarcasm but cant take itmug.