Boner Break

When your boner is so strong and hard it rips through your undies and pants. Mostly common in extremely strong people like Chuck Norris, and other individuals with rock hard cocks with strength stronger than most men.

"Dude, so that hot teacher Jessica was teaching class today on Sexual Health and I was so hard I had a boner break and everyone saw my rock hard cock"

by GeniusBansel December 29, 2017

Face-boner

Something that really sucks, or is really depressing

My birthday was a total face-boner again

by YOUNOWHAVEONEKNEECAP January 11, 2009

boner skirt

when a girl wears tights and a skirt, creating friction between the two clothes and resulting in a boner-like bulge in the front.

mary: i hate this boner skirt! i have to keep adjusting as i walk.
jane: omg that sucks! i hate when that happens

by imagrape March 29, 2012

akward boner

When you get a boner from something you really shouldn't.

Dude, I saw my grandma in her underwear and I got this akward boner.

by whydidimakethis June 17, 2016

pop a boner

To pop a boner means for a guy to rapidly get a raging hard-on.

Every time I see naked guys in the cadet showers, I pop a boner!

by USAF Cadet March 27, 2021

boner fart

when you have a boner and it farts at you.

dan had a meen boner fart, it wouldint stop barking at the kids.

by slap happy rice October 24, 2007

Leg Boner

1) What happens when you are in extremely close quarters (i.e. a hug) with someone and you get an erection their leg.

2) A true test to see if a girl's into you.

1) Guy 1: So I was hugging Tina today...
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I got a leg boner and I think she liked it!

2) Guy 1: I think Tina likes me but I'm not sure.
Guy 2: Use the leg boner test.

by Pudge/Kyle October 16, 2008