Jacking off is when you take your hand, and grab your cock like there is no freaking tomorrow, make sure you have a firm grip! Move your hand up and down and up and down again and again, if you do it right and long enough, you'll ejaculate all over. Sometimes you want to eat some, so you do. I do it like 3 times a day, and sometimes I'm dry by night, but I love it so much, too bad I can't reach down to give myself a blowjob!
I was jacking off in the bathroom at school and it went "thump, thump, thump" until it just all came out and I was relieved that I let go of my seed.
by Takisha January 01, 2006
last minite cancellation
by hannahbanana123 December 27, 2007
When a semi-flaccid penis is flung violently in a whip-like motion towards a women's face or genitals, usually causing semen to become airborne.
"How did your date with Brenda go last night?"
"It was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards I gave her a big fat Sloppy Jack. There was semen everywhere."
"It was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards I gave her a big fat Sloppy Jack. There was semen everywhere."
by cannabis420 March 18, 2015
I was talking to Matt and Christa came over and nut jacked me.
Whenever I got to the club with John, he always nut jacks me.
Whenever I got to the club with John, he always nut jacks me.
by blsquared January 11, 2009
Everything was going great with sally but then she ball jacked me and now were getting married next week.
by absinthe_psychologist January 17, 2010
rubbing a smooth long cock up and down and all over, usually using some type of lubricant and usually while looking at chicks getting fucked. after jacking off, you cum all over your own hand.
by loves2jack May 26, 2004
by Netch July 16, 2004