5 year old

One who is very annoying

Swim: You’re such a 5 year old.
Bob: Uh, no, your an idiot
Swim: Please learn some grammar.

by The ugly duckling June 11, 2018

Category 5 tokenization

A character of multiple minority status and/or gender-swapped qualities that takes on the name(s) and perceived reputation of an original character.

"A black female taking on the name and suit of the tokenized Captain America, Sam Wilson Cap?"
"It's a mantle! Mantle! Mantle!"
"No, it's category 5 tokenization"

by Comic Booger March 4, 2022

jurassic 5

not that great. very repetitive. i went to see them. wasnt that good, the ticket was free.

playground tactics, a rabbit in a hatrick......whatever

by rathsangatas drink October 29, 2004

5 second rule

applies to how long a food that has been dropped on the ground is edible.

don't touch it, mario dropped that a minute ago! hey, dude, 5 second rule.

by Erin July 10, 2004

fap 5 freddy

fap 5 freddy is a name for a rapper who likes to masterbate

my stage name is fap 5 freddy cause i rap and i love to masterbate

by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 20, 2009

Mambo #5

The step before having any form of intercourse. Usually involved when a girl and a guy have a really intense make out session that involves the illusion of your body becoming one and the illusion of a mambo dance.

E: So how was last night with Mike? ;)

G:lets just say we mamboed #5 all night long!

E: dam girl! so whats the next step tangoing...?

Also used: Mambo #5, M5, mamboing5

by G. Balls September 21, 2010

5 finger discount

1)
When you know you have a bad hooker.

If you can fit all five fingers in, its gonna be a bad night, so you get a discount.
2)
When you jack some shit from a store, or see someone else jackin shit from a store. ( because you pick it up with five fingers and run like hell)

(guy 1 )Damn i had the worst sex ever, i got the 5 finger discount.
(guy 2 ) *laughing* hahahaa well i fucked your mother, and got it too.
(guy 3) thats fucking disgusting

Look at that stupid mother fucker! He just got a 5 finger discount, and ran right into a cop.
Yo nigga, im workin as a stock boy so i can get the 5 finger discount when ever i want.

by Gangsta Stoner January 30, 2008