Ass ketchup

The results of crapping a mixture of shit and blood, resulting in a very unpleasant smell.

"Hey bro, don't look in the toilet, the bowls full of ass ketchup!"

by Oceani's Cursed Word Drawer August 4, 2021

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ass in my guacamole

fuck off and get down, swallow my dick and let it impale your stomach lining

fuck and put ass in my guacamole you titty fucker

by Dan Bain May 16, 2018

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-ass

An augmentative suffix that can be added to short adjectives, generally of Germanic origin, usually requiring hyphenation, to form a stronger adjective.

"Man, that’s a sweet-ass car."

big-ass

long-ass
tall-ass
sick-ass
random-ass
broke-ass
stupid-ass
dumb-ass
silly-ass

by Simplulo February 4, 2021

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Ass Tagging

When you don't need to see someone's face in order to tell who they are so you look at their ass to check.

Friend: Hey who's that person right there?
You: I think that's Rachel.
Friend: How'd you know?
You: That's her ass bro. I was ass tagging.

by NotArianaGrande January 27, 2019

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A name given commonly to big nerd losers who have zero life! Anyone who possesses a nickname like this must suck ASS! Common side effects include: loserness, lack of humor, uncoolness, no life, no friends, gay… etc. these side effects can be fatal.

BRI: Mad is a BIIIGGGG bitch ass loser, anyone who hands out with him knows this!

ELI: I could never be a bitch ass loser, unlike that nerd.

BRI: Imagine!

by bributnot May 19, 2024

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