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My Blair

My boyfriend Blair is the best. He's beauteous. His beautiful smile always makes me smile. He is gentle with me, patient and he listens and understands me. He can be the life of a party for sure Lol he definitely knows how to get lit with others and by himself. Very smart. Can be lazy sometimes but a Lil push and motivation will help. He is spoiled Lol and it's so cute. He can get feisty sometimes but nothing that I can't handle. He is the best in bed, having me so nervous Lol. He's perfect, for me. He is my whole heart and it is just us against the world baby. When I say NOTHING can break us apart, I mean it. I love you papa.
My Blair, you're just so sexy Lol
by Lovelysweets November 24, 2021
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bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)
Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
by cat hotdog August 15, 2021
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To get into other persons' work and share their thoughts and opinion about it.
Hey let me do my work. Don't mix your thoughts in my business
by Mr. handy dictionary July 4, 2014
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my johnson quivered

My Johnson quivered as I turned the pages of scripture, to further enrich my knowledge with the Lord.
by Timbrown$ September 14, 2018
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eat my hitch

When you are driving a big ass dually and someone wants to ride your ass

Or

When you want someone to suck your dick (male) or eat your ass (female)
This dude in a tundra can eat my hitch!! Always riding my ass!!
by Big daddy van November 10, 2021
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Stir my salad

Stir my salad - invitation to do a handjob for a female
I was wondering if you would stir my salad tonight.
by Fenksikas October 27, 2022
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fo shizzle my nizzo

She fo shizzled my nizzo until it izzled all over her face.
by Steve Thong September 15, 2003
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