The headless dick

When you are fucking a girl in a harry potter fantasy and your main bitch walks in and cuts your dick off and slaps you with it across your neck

Got caught cheating at hogwarts so she gave me the headless dick

by SlickWilly—-8 April 14, 2021

Your dick

the smallest thing in the world.

Your dick is so fucking small

by imsmokinsnakes May 13, 2023

Dick Spit Hit

A powerful hit of crack cocaine which causes such a numbness of the mouth that the jaw fills with saliva. The user then applies the saliva to perform an excellent blow job or hand job using the product for lubrication.

after smoking a fully loaded crack-pipe: "Holy shit, that was a fucking dick spit hit for sure!"

by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024

Needle dick

When kalob sticks a needle thrue the 2 holes on the side of his horse cock

Person 1: that's a skinny penis
Person 2:that's called a needle dick

by Needle dick kalob May 10, 2020

Boon dick

A boon dick is referred to as a black Jew with red hair.

Johnny: hey Barry look at that boon dick

Barry:wow I've never seen a boon dick. *takes picture*

by Ralph & jaybird December 30, 2013

National Suck a Dick Day

the day when you should get your dick sucked

let her suck your dick, it’s national suck a dick day!

by eugoslavia June 24, 2021

Dick Wrestle

Similar to an arm wrestle. Except both people grab onto one penis and try to get it on one side.

He told me I wasn't strong so I beat him in dick wrestle

by anonymous April 26, 2022