My simpies

My sympathies but ur stoned

"Owch, I stubbed my toe!"

" My simpies dude"

by Jennyfish February 9, 2024

England is my city

A true statement for 2825 people across the world.

You know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'. Yes, I can rap and no, I'm not from Compton. England is my city. And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty. I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty.

Credit to: Nick Crompton

by Power476 December 27, 2020

Aroused My Suspicion

When something sexually arouses, but your too ashamed to say it

Tom Holland aroused my suspicion last night

by Br00ka November 27, 2019

My lone chromosome

Some one who fucks her brother and can die if it sees rain

Me: Hey Man U heard about my lone chromosome

Blair: WHY GOD DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT RAIN WHY!!!!!

by RYDO McShagger January 13, 2021

Hop off my junk hoe

Something that losers say, they look like a beaver and smells like syrup and it smells horrid., junk refers to dick, or balls. Not a pussy. The End

Hop off my junk hoe, before I go postal on your ass

by Corine Wittles July 14, 2011

snoodle my noodle

A nice way to say suck my dick

You should snoodle my noodle if you know what I mean...

by DaddyTryHard January 30, 2019

Define my ass

An answer to when someone ask to define a word or sentance

Could you define Bread for me?
Define my ass

by Theyputhemastercheifinthesoder January 21, 2023