Nanyang Technological University (NTU) is the second oldest university in Singapore and one of the most prestigious universities in Asia and on global metrics. The only thing she's better at than the National University of Singapore (NUS) is her engineering programs and students who aren't peeping toms.
By day, monkeys from the nearby jungle roam the halls stealing shoes and food from homeless undergraduates crying over useless ICC modules and unrelenting exams. By night, you can see students trying to bid for modules on a school website called STARS running on archaic digital infrastructure from a university that calls itself a technological university. Oh, you can also hear students having sex in their rooms.
By day, monkeys from the nearby jungle roam the halls stealing shoes and food from homeless undergraduates crying over useless ICC modules and unrelenting exams. By night, you can see students trying to bid for modules on a school website called STARS running on archaic digital infrastructure from a university that calls itself a technological university. Oh, you can also hear students having sex in their rooms.
Friend 1: Happy graduation bro! How was life like studying at Nanyang Technological University?
Friend 2: Thank you, brother. NTU was a very enriching experience and offered me an unparalleled education for my degree. I could have never asked for a better college.
Friend 1: Good to hear. I can't help but notice that you shaved your hair as well?
Friend 2: Oh no, my hair all fell out while trying to bid for classes on STARS.
Friend 2: Thank you, brother. NTU was a very enriching experience and offered me an unparalleled education for my degree. I could have never asked for a better college.
Friend 1: Good to hear. I can't help but notice that you shaved your hair as well?
Friend 2: Oh no, my hair all fell out while trying to bid for classes on STARS.
by nus cs student July 06, 2022
(soon to be) Home of 4 parks; Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, Volcano Bay, and Epic Universe. Known for their innovative rides, great treatment of staff, and overuse of screens.
by MrWonka November 07, 2020
New name for NGCSU.
Where you go when you either can't get into UGA or Georgia Tech if you only want to mildly disappoint your parents.
When West Point says No and the Citadel is sixty-six thousand a year and unironically the Citadel.
Where you go when you either can't get into UGA or Georgia Tech if you only want to mildly disappoint your parents.
When West Point says No and the Citadel is sixty-six thousand a year and unironically the Citadel.
Him: I just got the news, WestPoint didn't accept me.
Me: Have you heard of the University of North Georgia, the forgotten SMC?
Him: No. Do they have a football team or prominent alumni?
Me: No, and sort of. We' re like that one girl on Tinder who will message back, and isn't a scammer.
Him: Good enough for me...
Me: Have you heard of the University of North Georgia, the forgotten SMC?
Him: No. Do they have a football team or prominent alumni?
Me: No, and sort of. We' re like that one girl on Tinder who will message back, and isn't a scammer.
Him: Good enough for me...
by caesardidnothingwrong December 12, 2021
A place that wants to be a university desperately but fails at every level. Set in a town far far away where everything closes and nothing is open. This place will do anything to lure you there. The weekends seem like a scene from 28 days later. People like football and Trump. If the taco bell (10 minutes away) wasn`t open sometimes, people will start killing each other.
I can`t remember if I was walking around Eastern Oregon University or watching the shining. I should`ve pinched myself.
by elviaje26 November 27, 2016
A place for the homeless, dirty and frustrated ones and also it is another home for animals. NOTE: the other name for Ambrose Ali University is called REFUGEE CAMP
Son: mom I want to go to the university...
Mom: but we don't have money to pay for things you will need as a student...
Son: mom don't worry my friend told me of a university that accept the frustrated and homeless ones
Mom:what is the name of the university
Son: Ambrose Ali University
Mom: wow, get ready son .. we're going there next week
Mom: but we don't have money to pay for things you will need as a student...
Son: mom don't worry my friend told me of a university that accept the frustrated and homeless ones
Mom:what is the name of the university
Son: Ambrose Ali University
Mom: wow, get ready son .. we're going there next week
by Rough marlian April 22, 2020
by DoomopolisYT December 18, 2020
Oh my Universe! Did you hear what happened yesterday?
This can't be real. Oh my Universe! What will we ever do?
This is some bullshit, oh my Universe.
This can't be real. Oh my Universe! What will we ever do?
This is some bullshit, oh my Universe.
by LingDanc803 September 09, 2023