A mindset/disease affecting the greater part of the Australian hip-hop community since as early as the
mid-to late 80'
s but the earliest RECORDED cases began in approximately 2003.
Undiagnosed, said disease can result in ultimate suffering for the individual in question. Sufferers develop symptoms aged anywhere between 16-years of age to their
mid-30's although onset of said disease can ensnare victims as early as 11.(In exceptional cases especially in Boomtown, Melburn, Sydney and Adlayde.) Though not a terminal disease it can linger dormant or increasingly active until
death.
Symptoms
may include: Being a addict to heavy drums/
drugs, the son of a broken family, (empty) Cartons in the vicinity, Carving beats
like some carcass meat and the reported feeling of being "Partial to insanity, Half-full in a fantasy..."(And in certain extreme cases the indescribable, undeniable desire to ingest bulk
piss but only possessing the money for a short bus trip... usually resulting in 'shenanigans', 'horseplay' or most commonly 'tomfoolery' .(see Ex 2.)
The only treatment available currently in
Australia involves several months of repetitious 'Oz-hiphopology', occasional 'racking' of luxury items, 'artistic stress release' and detoxing the body of 'evil toxins' with copious amounts of
beer... (if
beer is not available any drink over 4.5% alcohol is acceptable as is Cask Wine(see
Goon) under Aus$11.)
So far, there are no known survivors...
(Ex 1.)
Adlay #1: "Whoa, manng!
Check how
drunk those Kunts are. 'Carlton United Tragedy' stylin' hahahaha "
Adlay #2: "
Esh, Brahh! hahaha!"
Adlay #1: "Shhh! uckfay!, I think he heard us... Let's cruise manng!!"
Adlay #2: "Eshh Brah, Outties!!"
(Ex.2)
B: I'm fiending some drinks aye...
R: Yeah... so?
B: Wish I had cash, I got no money and it's a fuckin 'Carlton United Tragedy'...
R: Shut up. Story of your life...
