Uncle oleg

A really suspicious fella that usually is up to no good. he has broken all the laws in the world (including handling salmon suspiciously) and is wanted all over the universe.

"uncle oleg is so wierd, i cought him sniffing the toilet seat after i took a shit."

by Russian Attack Helicopter October 20, 2025

Uncle Marky mark

Owner of Atlis motor vehicles

Hey make sure uncle marky mark makes these new electric trucks !

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

uncle jon

A very serious and funny person.

Jerry start acting uncle Jon like!

by GreenDreamPurple101 May 7, 2018

Uncle Knobhead

Somebody who if it wasn't for social media would be completely ignored. Thrives in the company of other Uncle Knobheads. Nobody else is impressed.

I'll just have a look at social media to see what people are thinking about the latest from the Middle East. Oh fuck, the Uncle Knobheads are there already.

by Terry Clee October 25, 2023

half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.

Half-uncle.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

toms uncle

The pope

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour

by Frudentag February 13, 2018

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023