Illini Mud Twister

Get yourself a fine shyt from Red Lion. Assume a reclined position. The fine shyt must bounce on it crazy style. When ready and adequately loosened up, she must assume a fetal position while remaining on the schlong. Then you must spin her like a top while she chants I-L-L and you respond I-N-I.

Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.

Christina: "What did you get up to last night? You never came home?"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"

by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025

Tuesday Night Twistback

Tuesday Night Twistback: When you are about to have sex with a chick and you first twist her anal pubes into tornadoes and and then rip them out and use the blood as lube.

She thought we were boutta fuck but I told her I needed that Tuesday Night Twistback first…

by pit… April 20, 2025

Ben Kix Tongue Twister

The act of instering ones tongue into a mans anus licking the feces out and stuffing it in his foreskin

Ben: I just gave Diyor a Ben Kix Tongue Twister Last Night
Diyor:Brooooooooooo

by Tongue tickling bandit April 23, 2025

Four Stroke Little Twister

The act of missing four strokes on a golf course, getting angry, and twisting a penis.

"How was yall's round of golf?"
"It was alright but Conor had a rough go, he blew up on the 18th and gave himself a four stroke little twister."

by Collations May 4, 2025

Floridian nut twist

When a woman twist a man’s genitals to the point where once they are released it starts spinning rapidly.

A porn star grabs a man’s balls and let’s go and they start spinning like a dreidel

Hense the name the

Floridian nut twist

by qwertyuiopzxcvbnmadgjl June 5, 2025

Tennessee Tornado Foot Twister

The act of non penetrational sex using ones feet on a man sitting down whilst their feet are covered in Nashville Hot Honey barbecue sauce

John: Yo where's Jimmy at
Tim: He said he was getting a Tennessee Tornado Foot Twister

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025

Chicago black hole twister

When you put cum inside one’s genitals and proceed to pull off their nipple and drink the milk when they lactate. then they proceed to get a surgery on their knee and put their milk inside until it explodes. then you get your neighbor named Timmy and proceed to open his rectum and get the booty crumbs, then proceed to fuck to fuck someone until a black hole appears and sucks up everybody including the earth.

David: bro I just gave Bonnie blue the Chicago black hole twister, dude it was crazy

Bonnie blue: *autistic noises*

by The Chicago menace July 2, 2025