fuck off

What you say to a telephone cold call solicitor when they use your minutes in an unsolicited call to your phone.

Caller: Hi my name is Tina and we are looking for someone to install a Free Alarm System in your home.... You: FUCK OFF!

by Billy BullSchitter April 16, 2016

Rib-Off

The BBQ event of the summer where middle-aged rib-loving America men bring their original recipe A-game ribs for a tasting competition judged by the women folk. Full of swager and booze, a rib-off culminates in glory for one, and deep gut wrenching satisfaction for all.

Smith is talking shit like he knows how to cook ribs. I'm callin' a rib-off, damn-it.

by bozeangelite October 6, 2009

fuck off

it means that you want someone to leave as soon as possible, either from their conversation or basically you don't like them, it doesn't mean the word literally as in (please fuck me off) that often be used in sex, fuck off means leave me be and it always combined in rage moments.

note: im not an expert, so maybe i be wrong or right, don't get confused please.

please fuck off

by Hamelton.Donald September 24, 2016

Beating Off

When you're doing something musically and accidental get off beat.

Tim: "*1-2, 1-2, 1--2*"
Jon: "Wow Tim, you're really beating off!"

by B Talented January 13, 2008

bake off

When two or more stoners get together and see who can smoke more pot. In other words, who'll get "baked" first.

Dude, Mike totally dominated us all at the bake off last night. He smoked about an ounce of chronic and didn't even act stoned when we went to McDonalds for munchies.

by commiebobo December 27, 2008

steal off

To discreetly sneak away with the hopes of going unnoticed.

Darren was supposed to be manning the fire station emergency phones all night, but around 7 he decided to steal off for an hour or so to catch the 2-for-1 happy hour lapdance special at the Boom-Boom Room.

by Nicholas D December 24, 2007

rock off

When two (or more) people use the game Paper Scissors Rock to decide the ownership of a certain item. Mostly used in Australia. Spoken as "I'll rock you off for..."

Person 1 - "I'll rock you off for that burger." (or, "Let's have a rock off for your burger!")
Person 2 - "Ok, let's go!"
Person 1 and 2 - "1...2...3!"
Person 2 - "Damn, I chose scissors when you chose rock!"
Person 1 - "Haha, rock always wins. Thanks for the burger!"

by Bad_Wolf June 11, 2006