Deep Shit Nine

1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.

2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.

Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.

Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.

Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.
Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.

Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?
by Jack Jazz 1 May 25, 2018
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deep shart

When a corrupt dirtbag gets caught breaking the law, then responds by simultaneously shitting himself and blowing smoke about a mythical "deep state" conspiracy.
D.H.: "Hey, I didn't misuse campaign funds for THC vaping and golf outings! That's just the Deep State trying to frame me!"

Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."
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ring deep

After marriage the act of inserting the grooms finger ring deep into the brides anus.
Jimmy prepped Ann for the nights fun by going ring deep first.
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Deep Diver

A cog so cowardly she just hides in the ground until you kill one of her teammates.
Deep Diver is the easiest street manager, not counting Duck Shuffler.
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two balls deep

A 2 ball, 0 strike count (2-0) in baseball
"here's the pitch ... and its outside... and Kyle Seager is now two balls deep"
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Deep fry

The 1 fucking thing that Americans do way to much
Person 1: hey can I have a apple

Person 2: sure

Person 2 then grabs the apple and puts crums all over it and deep fry it

Person 1: WTF I WANT A APPLE NOT A FUCNING CUNCHY BALL OF MESS
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Deep fry

Named after Israeli journalist Israel Fry.
When someone is cought red handed by a professional speaking about a subject he doesn't know. Yet, keeps making arguments despite being publicly humiliated.
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