boomerang shopper

A person who exits their car at the grocery store and takes an overly cautiously arcing route through the parking lot in order to avoid COVID infected fellow shoppers only to realize, upon reaching the entrance, that their mask is still hanging from their rear view mirror.

Don't worry kids. Daddy will be back in two minutes to get his mask. He's an habitual boomerang shopper.

by GDaddy_Duckboy March 31, 2021

Window-Shopper

A window shopper is a well known person or famous idol that ignores their fans' messages or any time someone reaches out to them.

Person A: "I like this music artist! I'll direct message them to praise their work!"

Person B: "I don't recommend it; they're such a Window-Shopper."

by PacifistDool3r June 29, 2021

gateway shopping

Gateway shopping is when you break down to buy "just one thing" after you told yourself you have to stop spending money. Much like breaking the seal when drinking, once you have purchased one item, you'll purchase five more items, spend money you don't have, probably will have buyer's remorse.

Me: I'm not going to spend any more money on leggings and purses. I have to buckle down and save money.

Also me: Ok I've got to go to the mall for just one thing - I need sandals and that's it. That's all I'm buying.

Also Me: Ok this purse looks really with the sandals, but I like that purse too - two purses won't be a big deal. It's just Coach...

My friend: It looks like those sandals sucked you into gateway shopping - you broke the seal!

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 31, 2021

Political Shoplifting

Political Shoplifting is when a government systems fails to recognize the financial distress of it's citizens and they have to shoplift food in order to survive.

I had to do some political shoplifting so I could eat this week as I got my power bill and my government fails to recognize the social security benefits they pay me don't cover all my bills.

by Awkward Life Subjects defined September 6, 2021

Dirty Shopping

When he pulls his cock out her ass covered in shit and goes into her pussy.

She drank sooo much of that homemade wine he went dirty shopping all night long!

by VinoDaddy April 16, 2022

car shopping

What you as a couple tell your kids that you are doing when you are leaving to meet up for a threesome/orgy

“Bye kids! Me and your mother are going car shopping, we’ll be home later!

by CalzoneDemon March 12, 2022

Window shopping

The act of looking at a red 335i and hyping up a group then not buying it. Could also add in a 5th gen Camaro SS. Window shoppers also usually consider in taking all of their downpayment and flex it on their instagram story but cant pay their bets on top of that

You see that kid he's been window shopping for the longest got a whole gc excited on his new “car”

by n54 drew May 20, 2022