dead self 

A way to say that you're being for real or serious

Person 1: Nobody got a good grade on that test.

Person 2: Why you lying? Somebody had to pass.

Person 1: Nah really, dead self bro-- NOBODY passed.

dead self by What is ya doin Dan May 20, 2017

Sneak self-congratulation compliment 

When someone leaves what seems like a nice, innocent comment but is actually a sneaky way of congratulating themselves. Usually for something that doesn't deserve congratulations.

This comment left on a soundtrack that was used in the Umbrella Academy series:
Sneak self-congratulation compliment: "Thank you umbrella academy for reintroducing this to the next generation."

It seems like an innocent comment, but is actually a way for the commenter to congratulate themselves for knowing the soundtrack before it was in the series. The commenter also believes that they are better than the people who are just now discovering it, and that he/she should get a reward for knowing the song for a longer period of time.

Sneak self-congratulation compliment by TaiChiTony July 10, 2019

Invisible Self 

The inner core of who you are outside of space and time.

My invisible self does not care about who is President, just elect someone that does the greater good for the majority of the people.

Invisible Self by Frank James Beach February 22, 2020

Consumer Self-Isolation 

To get consumers to go buy things,

via the media,
corporations make individuals feel

so superior to most people

they feel disgusted of others

and stop interacting with them.

The glorification of movie stars, and the innate—it seems—cognitive bias that makes everyone think they're better than almost everyone else, help induce "consumer self-isolation".

Consumer Self-Isolation by but for February 23, 2020

My self 

I wanna kill it

I wanna kill my self

My self by Child moel ester July 1, 2020

Fake self simp 

A control freak with a fake self who bluffs a lot and punishes others, not for justice but for revenge and tries to control other people through myths and calls other people liars, all to steal resources from people's suffering and misery.

For example, using people's weaknesses to manipulate them into believing faulty intention and cause.

Abusing friends, family and loved ones and then bragging about it because they can get away with it.

They are trying way to hard, to unlawfully punish other people.
Yeah, fake self simp and a bunch of doormats, what they believe is not even real.

Fake self simp by Communi February 18, 2021

yeetus self deletus

when you yeet yourself into something or someone at a speed that may damage you

person 1: "runs fast into something"
person 2: why he doing that?
person 1: yeetus self deletus!!

yeetus self deletus by TETP May 22, 2021