sad sausage

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone

There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.

by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020

sausage jockey

A man who enjoys riding the cock of another male

That guys a sausage jockey, he enjoys sitting with cock up his arse

by Sausage sucker January 17, 2025

Mexican sausage gobbler

This is where your nan pounds her pussy on the door asking for you to squirt on her saggy tits after you've just busted a wet sticky load all over the kitchen sink.

Another version of this is where a bloke called Brandon puts his giant wobble cock into the keyhole in the front door while getting fucked by a horse cock.

Brandon, are you doing the Mexican sausage gobbler again?

by Kamhawkz1001 December 9, 2025

Boob-Sausage

Boob-Sausage is a game played where you find a sausage looking balloon and a boob shaped balloon and play bat and ball basically.

Guy: Hey let's play boob-sausage
Guy 2:YES!!

by BlobFishFace November 14, 2020

sausage to taco

A code for sex.

Person 1: Hey, do you want some sausage to taco?
Person 2: Sure, it looks delicously arousing.

by SociopathPete May 26, 2016

Sausage

1. A food made of minced meat (usually pork) encased in a cylindrical skin, eaten fried, grilled, or boiled.
2. A penis.

1. Sausages are delicious!
2. Sausages are delicious!

by the random. January 6, 2022

Holding the sausage hostage

Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 9, 2020