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frozen salad 

When somones takes a shit and puts it in the freezer. Then a girl takes it out and masterbates with it when it freezes.
After Jill stole this poop out of the toilet she put it in the freezer. 2 hrs later she took it out and masterbated with it
frozen salad by Eli March 25, 2004

peruvian salad bar 

A sexual act when one person deficates, segregates the undigested food particles from the shit, and throws the food particles on the pillow for the other's lover to eat.
Wanting to provide Ken a successful peruvian salad bar, Giancarlo's diet consisted of corn relish salsa for snacks, and corn beef and cabbage meals for the past 2 days.
peruvian salad bar by Danceface November 3, 2008

noob salad 

some one who hangs out with posers
hey johnny stop being a noob salad
noob salad by ryan peters July 22, 2005

Toss Salad 

When a homosexual man engages in the act of licking the asshole of another man.
Toss Salad by King Chilie September 28, 2015

Pittsburgh Salad 

A Pittsburgh Salad is explicitly defined as taking french fries and Pierogis and taking the aforementioned contents and placing them into a blender. Setting the blender to chop (as strictly placing the blender on puree will not accomplish the chunk effect necessary for the Pittsburgh Salad), and then using a turkey baster to then insert them into another individual's asshole (be them male or female), and lastly having the counter-party (the person performing the Pittsburgh Salad) sucking out the contents.
I tried a Pittsburgh Salad last night with my wife, and boy was it tasty.

toss my salad 

When a girl plays with your balls. Tossing them around like a salad
I was tired of handjobs, so I asked her to toss my salad.
toss my salad by Forlorner November 1, 2006