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mexican sleigh ride 

When you are fucking a girl when she is lying on her back on top of something (table, bed, etc.)and you are either standing or on your knees, and right when you cum you grab her tits and pull her up as hard and as fast as you can like you are riding a sleigh as her face hits your chest, and then you pull out and cum the rest on her tits as it slides down her stomach like snow.
"Dude that mexican sleigh ride i had with your mom last night was great."

"Not cool dude."
mexican sleigh ride by z1893 May 18, 2009
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mexican trike 

mexican low rider with one front wheel.
Yo dude qua pasa una front wheel por que?? su musto gusto mexican trike I make only right turns if I turn left bumper drags.

mexican pool

A friendly drunk game of foosball!!
After a long night of drinking Paz asks, "Hey bitches, wanna play some Mexican Pool?"
mexican pool by Gay Jay December 24, 2008

Mexican Handbrush 

When a man shaves his head all the way except for a brush sized area near the front running front to back. This brush sized area must be short, between 2 and 3 quarters of an inch long. The area is then rubbed up and down a woman's pussy, similar to head, except the other way around. This act is continued until she bursts into a shaking orgasm.
Man, he shattered me with that Mexican Handbrush last night, I just cant get the feel of it out of my pussy lips.

Mexican Cheese Dragon 

A Mexican dwarf who seems socially awkward, but really he's sharing his Mexican Dragon Cheese with lucky ladies DAY and NIGHT!
Damn! That guy's such a Mexican Cheese Dragon! Wish I was more like him!

Mexican Hat Trick 

In medicine, a ventilator weaning tactic which utilizes confusion & misdirection to minimize agitation's negative physiologic effects in which sedation is turned down, the endotracheal tube (breathing tube) is removed, then the patient wakes up breathing on their own, not having the opportunity to become agitated and delay extubation, and then the remaining sedation is discontinued.
Mr. Jones was agitated and hyperventilated every time we turned down his sedation to wean the vent so we bit the bullet and pulled a Mexican Hat Trick on him. Now he is breathing on his own and is relaxed but confused as to what just happened
Mexican Hat Trick by ACNP December 22, 2009

mexican pancake 

place Anaheim pepper between mujeres buns ( heat both sides)lots of salsa ENJOY!

If you eat too many mexican pancake U will look like mexiwookie