Don't Look At My Newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.

"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"

by 2Bobs May 5, 2024

Alabama Looking

Someone who looks trashy, or unkept is usually a person with poor hygiene.

That person is Alabama looking with a beard, ripped up clothes, and smells bad.

by jondich May 5, 2024

Closer Look Curb

Biting the curb, but instead of your teeth it's your eyes. Probably worse then biting the curb.

"Yeah! Lexi Bonner deserves a Closer Look Curb!"

by emoafrican May 7, 2024

You look like you can run forever

A backhanded compliment poking fun at how skinny/scrawny someone is.

That’s a nice truck but “You look like you can run forever”.

by the retarted scholar May 13, 2024

You look about 15

An exaggerated way of saying someone in their late teens/early twenties looks young for their age. They may be chance look actually 15 but usually they look a little older than 15 but younger than their actual age.

22 year old: Could I get a litre of vodka please?
Cashier: Do you have ID on you?
Friend: HAHAHA! YOU LOOK ABOUT 15!

by LordJenal May 14, 2024

Don't look away

The sentence you see in a post regarding the Gaza genocide.

Speak up. Don't look away. Boycott. Never stop talking about Palestine.

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 1, 2024

Skibidi mewing and rizzing in ohio while looking at the best gyatts and hitting the griddy

if you have ever used these words together in a sentence while speaking to someone, please never talk to anyone ever again.

Person 1: Hey man, lets do some skibidi mewing and rizzing in ohio while looking at the best gyatts and hitting the griddy!

Person 2: *turns into an irish skibidi gooner* WHAT IN THE ACTUAL SIGMA HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LEVEL 85489284483992018384742982 GYATT

by skippythetoiletfan June 1, 2024