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got ham chess

A chess youtuber that always got ham with him.
random noob - who are you watching?
gotham sub - got ham chess
random noob - oh, he got some nice ham
by Tyym October 25, 2022
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got ham chess

a chess youtuber who has a lot of ham on it
random noob: "who are you watching"
gotham sub: "got ham chess"
by Tyym October 26, 2022
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Ham

A Ham is a simp and a dumbass combined. A Ham can be walked over and tricked. Hams don't care about being hams either.
That nigga mar a ham he bought that bitch a bag but she just gave me head.
by theartist313 November 6, 2022
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Turkey Ham

Chicanoism. Also spelled as Toorki Xám.

Legend has it that no Anglo person can set eyes on this mystical foodstuff. Reports indicate that is either some kind of metaphysical homeostasis of both turkey and ham (i.e. just as Christ is 100% man and 100% god, so too is Turkey Ham 100% turkey and 100% ham) OR that it is turkey sliced into ham-steaks.

Those who have experienced Turkey Ham firsthand are known to fly into a rage when Anglos say they have no idea what Turkey Ham is.
Do you have any Turkey... Ham... Turkey Ham????

...what?
by sfmmxxii November 11, 2022
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Hams Riches

Hams Riches a man commonly known as Hams because of his beef with dirt and soil, he likes to lick his fingers and make funny or bitchy vegan faces which is his eyes popping out while crying in class he is now rich and likes to fuck around with his fingers 20x more
Hams Riches fucked around with his fingers at night
by yoyotgjktgk November 14, 2022
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Ham Bap

A delicious ham bap with copious amounts of butter on that you buy in the City Arms Pub. They make everything so much better and cure even the worst of hangovers.
My wife just left me, the only thing that will make me feel better is a cheeky Ham Bap.

Someones just asked me to eat ass again - someone get me a ham bap stat.
by R0bboCop September 21, 2022
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Going Ham

To go hard at something, or put your all into it. Usually with aggression, or a positive go-to attitude!
"By golly, he's really going ham!"

"How do you know?"

"The clap of his asscheeks is telling me so!"

(Morse code via assclapping is the best on god)
by Nugget0w0 September 21, 2022
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